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Saturday, February 11, Regular Feature 6pm PT/9pm ET

Upcoming movies
Saturdays 6pm PT/9pm ET
Past movies
1. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
3. Young Frankenstein
4. Tremors
5. The Birdcage
6. Beetlejuice
7. The Princess Bride
8. What We Do in the Shadows
9. Victor/Victoria
10. Clue
11. Jaws
12. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
13. Aliens
14. Hidden Figures
15. Bagdad Cafe
16. A League of Their Own
17. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
18. The Big Lebowski
19. Amazing Grace
20. Bridesmaids
21. Notorious
22. A Fish Called Wanda
23. The Addams Family 23a. Addams Family Values
24. They Live
25. Psycho
26. The Thing 1982
27. Night of the Living Dead 1968
28. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
29. This is Spinal Tap
30. Animal House
31. Booksmart
32. Galaxy Quest
32a. Ghostbusters
33. Dr. Strangelove
34. King Kong
35. Bad Santa
36. Elf
Xmas Special! Die Hard
37. Young Frankenstein
38. Knives Out
39. Best in Show
40. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Suggested movies
(In no particular order)
1.Ruthless People 2.Escape From NY 3.Big Trouble in Little China 4.The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 5.Planet of the Apes 6.Up in Smoke 7.They Live 8.After Hours 9.Adaption 10.Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 11.Freaks 12.Cookie's Fortune 13.Hedwig and the Angry Inch 14. Repo Man 15.Serenity 16. Ed Wood 17.Airplane! 18.Being John Malkovich 19.Secondhand Lions 20. Bringing Up Baby 21.Bedazzled(67) 22.Auntie Mame 24. Legend 25.Labyrinth 26. Waking Ned Devine 27.Metal Lords 28. The Jerk 30.Tootsie 31.Key Largo 32. The Grifters 33.Wild Nights With Emily 34.Twister 35.Eighth Grade 36. Rustlers Rhapsody 37. Hamlet 2 38.The Fifth Element 39.Robot Monster 40.Big Fish 41.Animal House 42.Vacation 43.Groundhog Day 44.Clueless 45.Charade 46.Irma La Douce 47.Lake Placid 48.Apollo 13 49. American Graffiti 50.Real Genius 51. Slacker 52. Moonstruck 53. Next Stop Wonderland 54.Cabaret 55. The Thing 56. Tucker and Dale Vs Evil 57. Back To School 58.Kung Fu Hustle 59.Incubus(1966) 60.Chinatown 61.Pee Wee's Big Adventure 62. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 63.American Beauty 64. Fight Club 65. Office Space 66.Eyes Wide Shut 67. Burn After Reading 68. Sneakers 69. Cat Ballou 70. Penelope 71. Near Dark 72. The Brother From Another Planet 73,Stardust 74. Monty Python The Life of Brian 75. Rat Race 76. Raising Arizona 77. HellFighters 78.The Blues Brothers 79. The Third Man 80. Rock of Ages 81. Inside Man 82. Casablanca 83. Tampopo 84. Seven Samurai 85.Brazil 86.Time Bandits 87.Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 88. Charade 89. Return of the Pink Panther 90. The Hidden 92.The Shawshank Redemption 93. Donnie Darko 94.The Death of Stalin 95.Miller's Crossing 96. Double Indemnity 97. The Third Man 98.Rear Window 99. Suspicion 100. Caddyshack 101. Idiocracy 102.Secrets and Lies 103. Babette's Feast 104. Green Thumb 105. Whale Rider 106. The Secret of Roan Irish 107. Billy Eliot 108. Good Will Hunting 109.The Full Monty 110.Best in Show 111.The Crying Game 112. Barbershop 113.Smoke 114. The Imposters 115. An Everlasting Piece 116.Bend It Like Beckham 117. About A Boy 118.Dinner Rush 119. Almost Famous 120.A Fish Called Wanda 121. Smoke Signals 122. The Guns of Navarone 123. Them! 124. Rocky Horror Picture Show 125. Blazing Saddles 126. A Nightmare Before Christmas 127. The Lost Boys 128. North by Northwest 129. Psycho 130. Trick 'r Treat 131. The Wicker Man 132. Stripes 133. Buckaroo Banzai 134. Tank Girl 135. Mad Max: Fury road 136. Local Hero 137. Forbidden Planet 138. Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre 139. Pride 140. Undercover Blues 141. Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte 142. The Last king of Scotland 143. Moon Over Parador 144. Shirley Valentine 145. Rear Window 146. Laura 147. Dark Passage 148. Stripes 149. Casablanca 150.Crimes of the Heart 151.Fried Green Tomatoes 152 My Favorite Year 153. Torch Song Trilogy 154 Bubba Ho Tep
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For all your wonky gift giving needs
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Check out these lovely photographic prints from our very own Wonkette Movie Night host ZiggyWiggy — 8x10 prints for $125 each!

ZiggyWiggyPics

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Maclares Fun House has props, collectibles, gorgeousnesses! (Maclares Fun House)

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Sue's son Alistair has tarot cards and purses made out of kimonos and all kinds of things! (Kitsune Boutique Gifts)

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Rachel sells paper ornaments, are you even kidding me with these???? (Paper Morphology)

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I love Irreverant Housewife's potholders so, so much. I have this one! Among several others! (Irreverant Housewife)

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Granny Sprinkle does not have an Etsy store, but her kid has a nonprofit with a Bonfire store where you can buy abortion cups and mugs and shirts for your bosoms! (Holler Health Justice)

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Jill and her husband have a glassworks shop, and there is currently only one item in it, presumably because Paul keeps buying it all up to give to Holly, his beloved! DOH PAUL! (Cheshire Glassworks)

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Coastal Ink Studios has gorgeous giclees of coastlines and mountains and CATS! (Coastal Ink Studios)

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Tim not only has a music farm (we all should have a music farm!), but he's made a code good for 25 percent off through Christmas. Just type in WONKETTE ! (Calico Valley Music Farm)

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Joseph has bats. Oh my god they are so cute of bats. BRB gonna buy all the things with bats. (Zowghi Designs)

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Alex, proprietor of the Exquisite Corpse Boutique, has fancy timepieces, rings, pendants, and cetera! (Exquisite Corpse Boutique)

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Anne, the Pictrix (I see what she did there!), has paper goods with an absurd attention to detail. I am always in the market for thank you cards, I shall purchase them all. (Pictrix Design)

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We Believe In Dinosaurs

We Believe In Dinosaurs Etsy Shop

"My friends and I wrote and recorded some sassy music for kids back when they had young children, and we named our group We Believe In Dinosaurs. You can buy our music here on CD (HAHA! CD!) along with our little paperback book that goes along with our song "Practice." Also t-shirts, many featuring the art from the book. Tie-dye dino coffee mugs, stuff like that." — Suzie Greenberg

You can also check out some of the band's songs on bandcamp — Suzie tells us "There's a song called We Wear Pants ('Cause It's The Law) that the Wonketariat may find especially delightful. It's track 12."

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Alan Klug Photography

Perhaps you might like some nice art from Wonkette operative MorganHW's photographer dad. We are told Mary Trump herself owns two of his pictures!

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Vagrant Airs

If you're planning on making a digital scrapbook of your Christmas adventures or otherwise looking for some "digital playthings for artists and photographers," check out Helen Passey's Vagrant Airs shop!

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Long Gone Much Missed

I actually have a whole wall of pictures of people I don't know in my apartment, a tradition carried over from my mother who once put up a picture frame and left the original picture that came with it in there, in order to see if anyone noticed that the people in the picture were not actually members of our family. So I am personally quite thrilled by this collection of art from our friend OppositeOfOligarch.

And that's not all! Or, rather, not the only shop. He also has a second shop on Etsy in which he sells vintage ephemera, antiques, and curios — including a very cool looking Japanese promotional booklet for Rosemary's Baby, which I can tell you would be a great present for the Ruth Gordon fan in your life.

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Moss And Lark

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This store from one of our reader's daughters features cards, art prints and more! I am especially fond of the mermaid print myself, because mermaids are awesome.

Spacepig Press

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There are lots of very hip, hilarious greeting cards, stickers, stationery, notebooks and more from Wonkette operative Christine at Spacepig Press! I actually used to buy greeting cards for a retail store many moons ago (in addition to other things, obviously) and I would have killed to find some like these back then.

The Sphynx Who Stole Christmas

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Ooh, a mystery! A cozy-adjacent mystery novel from our friend M.R. Dimond!

Cats and an ABBA tribute band? Here for it. And the first book in the series can be found here.

"Be sure to stop by my website, https://dimond.me, to enter my book giveaway for the small price of signing up for the newsletter I never write." says Dimond. "I’m even giving away a book I didn’t write."

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Eco Goat Designs

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Check out this store from the friend of one of our readers — featuring some super cool handmade unicorn socks, along with lots of other handmade goodies. I may have to get some to go with my unicorn slippers.

Kate Moseman Books

If there is anything I like, it is when vampires, witches and various other supernatural creatures have to hang out in reality (and, ideally, solve mysteries!). If that's something you are also into, you may want to check out this book series by our friend Kate Moseman!



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